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[bluebird8683]

DC - Bats Prompt idea

Idea: in a universe where Jason doesn’t die, Tim doesn’t become Robin. Though eventually the bats miss, and continue to miss, what seems to him like an obvious serial killer. So obviously, annoyed out of his mind, he sneaks his file on the case into Jason’s backpack so that it can be handled.

He thinks nothing of it.

Jason thinks maybe he did the case when half asleep? It turns out not to be the case as Tim, more confident after seeing the arrest made, starts sneaking more and more files into Jason’s bag.

Jason and Bruce are freaked out trying to find out the mastermind behind it… with their impressive cases and the blueprints that have also somehow put into Jason’s bag… they are under the impression that the need to find the author of the files asap, before they turn evil. they are much to smart to want to have on the other team. Batman is *panicking.*

Meanwhile Tim is out there, living his best life, getting no sleep and hacking into school so he only has to attend to sneak Jason the folders.

[frownyalfred]

For the Fae!Bruce thing also, I like the idea of when Robin!Dick first starts out, everyone is freaked out about this little child kicking ass and flying through the air while joking and laughing creepily. Somehow word gets out that one of the dynamic duo is actually a fairy and one is human, and of course everyone assumes the sparkly, bloodthirsty child in the pixie boots is the Fae. Poor Batman the human is obviously under this glamoured, ageless being's spell with some mind control magic, or perhaps a magic debt, killing himself to keep up with Robin's inhuman grace. How else could a "nine year old" be a vigilante in Gotham of all places. Clark's crying laughing in the background knowing Bruce is wrapped around Dick's little finger alright but not like that. Dick is delighted that half the goons now fear him more than B.

This might be the best long-running joke inside the JL. Everyone thinks Batman is this poor human cursed by the Fae and he’s a stickler for rules to try and grasp some sort of stability through all of this but in reality he’s just a Fae going Through It.

[independent-fics]

Low key though, what if Moreau shot Eliot instead of the Italian.

[tatck]

damn someone should draw this (looking through my own vagabond comic draft)

[booksaresacredspew]

Ok so guys. I've been thinking a lot about the vorkosiverse lately and today is Star Wars Day, and so I have had an idea. I have solved it. The perfect au - the fall of Anakin Skywalker can be totally and easily prevented with... Drumroll please... Uterine Replicators!

For those of you unfamiliar with the Vorkosigan saga, uterine replicators are just what the name implies, an artificial womb wherein a child can be grown without a woman having to have it inside her. Think of the clones in SW, and how they were grown in tubes - same basic concept.

So the main issue Anakin is having in revenge of the sith is that he fears Padmé will die in childbirth. Imagine if there were a way for her to not have to carry the pregnancy to term while still saving the baby(babies)! Problem solved. Now the only thing that could conceivably put Padmé in danger is the sith himself. And that would not endear him to Anakin.

Of course, this opens up a whole new avenue for plot shenanigans, like having a giant wild goose chase for the baby tubes between sidious and the good guys. Have the URs stored in a "safe place" like the Jedi Temple, and then when palps attacks the temple Anakin and Padmé are separated from the kids and have to go save them or something. Anyway the idea just won't let me go.

Dunno where they get the uterine replicators, or the expertise to do the transfer operation, since clearly they are not a common technology in the galaxy. Padmé has apparently never heard of prenatal check ups, and Breha and Bail Organa tried for years for a kid to no avail, when if they had one of these they could have had a kid easy. It's not like it could be harder to mix an egg and a sperm and grow it in a tube than it is to clone someone. Maybe they get the tech from Kamino! The Kaminoans themselves probably wouldn't help, not without plenty of money, but one of the clones could easily the think of the tubes they were grown in, and realize it's a possible solution for a risky pregnancy.

All you'd have to do is have Anakin slip and mention Padmé's predicament in front of one of his come medics, or evena regular clone, and boom, lightbulb moment! Then they just have to borrow steal a tube from Kamino, and maybe a med droid, make sure the med droid is up to date on human female reproductive organs, and transfer the fetus(es). Tada, Padmé is no longer in danger of dying in childbirth.

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Xeet by Jordan ( @/jordan_stratton ): Watch out, ladies. When you visit family over the holidays, there will be charming, flannel-wearing men who never left your hometown who will attempt to swindle you into quitting your high-paying city job and rope you into a boring, traditional suburban relationship. STAY VIGILANT. End ID.]

Thank you for the warning! I've got my guard up, now, and no charming, flannel-wearing men who never left my hometown will sway me from—

oh shit is that a charming, flannel-wearing woman who never left my hometown? And she's talking to me about the logistics of making my high-paying city job work-from-home, which the company has been trying to offer me for a while? And she's offering me some hot chocolate?

Uh, excuse me, I just gotta... do something. Over there. With her.

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[botanyshitposts]

the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request

[bogkeep]

ok so i think that my favourite fantasy subgenre is The Inherent Tragedy Of Being Born Into Royalty. which mostly means that i like to read about gay princes but with some nuance

[demaparbat-hp]

I mean—it's them, right?

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[girpgorp]

decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore

[twisting-in-wonderland]

'Yuu!'